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KISS A FROG'S SMELLY BUTT
THE TAO (WAY) TO DAILY DISCIPLINE
For powerful super-resourceful limitless kids
THE PRICELESS ART OF DAILY DISCIPLINE
WEPI's REAL DEAL TO ALL KIDS
"OK you cool kids, here's the WEPI Real Deal -
You kiss the WEPI Frog's smelly butt each
day, the frog turns into a prince and
delivers priceless Golden Eggs
to you each day for life"
- Valerie J. Elly
WEPI's MOST PRECIOUS GIFT
Yes this wonderful WEPI KOOL TOOL may well be the most precious KOOL TOOL the WEPI team will ever give to the kids of the world to stay true to the WEPI Vision and Mission to empower every child in every town in every nation.
Okay, so we say that about all the WEPI KOOL TOOLs, but this one is a very, very, very, very, very, very, very special and critical WEPI KOOL TOOL.
"It's rivet, rivet, riveting stuff"
- The Smelly Butted Frog
It is one that every unconditionally loving parent must embrace today no matter what you may think of the way WEPI goes about its business to help kids.
The WEPI team begs you to put your inhibitive paradigms away for a few minutes and do it for your kid or kids.
This most wonderful and empowering WEPI KOOL TOOL is specifically designed to help kids to acquire powerful Daily Discipline habits without us having to force them, threaten them or beat the crap out of them in our selfish, self-serving and occasionally loving attempt to get them to do the high value things each day that are going to make them powerful, resourceful, successful and joyous dudes and assets for the rest of their precious limitless lives.
THE OLD MAXIM
You've heard that old maxim - eat a frog each morning and the rest of your day is sweet, or cool or free of the horrible stuff we do each day to survive and thrive.
Meaning that if you want to succeed you must do the most distasteful tasks first so that you are free to do the fun stuff for the rest of your day. The ultimate secret to enduring success in life.
"Teach our kids to kiss the frog's
butt each day and their future
world will be in good hands"
- Valerie J. Elly
Discipline is the secret to success in all its many forms - lose weight, become wise, get your dream career, harness the powers of compound interest to become massively wealthy and so on.
Do those critical HIGH VALUE simple achievable things each day that build into massive rewards over time.
A MORE POWERFUL GIFT
Well, as profound and as critical as this is, most of us continue to fail big time in life because we fail to acquire the critical habit of Daily Discipline.
And that's where WEPI comes to the rescue with this most wonderful Kiss A Frog's Smelly Butt KOOL TOOL.
And parents must teach this special WEPI KOOL TOOL to their kids before they teach them anything else. Sure toilet training is important too.
In the WEPI Team's humble view, the habit of Daily Discipline is the most precious gift that parents can give to their child, because armed with the high value simple habits acquired through Daily Discipline that child will be able to climb any mountain to achieve his or her dreams throughout their life, one small easily achievable bite size step at a time.
IT IS THE GIFT OF LIMITLESS
LIVING THAT PARENTS CAN
GIVE TO THEIR KIDS ...
Daily Discipline gives a child the power to be super effective and super resourceful, and therefore better able to side step, devour, blow away or destroy any obstacle that stands between him/her and his/her goals or dreams.
And their (kids) WEPINET is crammed with wonderful magical KOOL TOOLs to help them to solve any simple or complex problem, especially if they are also armed with WEPI's magical Feed The Goose KOOL TOOL, and ORBS and ROSE weapons, and they build their own powerful Dream Team or want to secure their Dream Career.
And it would be a great investment if they checked out WEPI's magical Belief Telescope KOOL TOOL and study the Terry Fox story as well to gain the most wonderful food for their soul, so that they can believe the profound fact or truth that they can do anything or achieve anything that they choose to, even if you don't have the courage to believe in them.
FLEXIBILITY OPENS MANY
DOORS TO THOSE WHO DARE ...
Daily Discipline gives a child the power to be flexible. Just like yoga gives us old dudes the flexibility to live life to the fullest by giving us super flexible bodies that allows us to enjoy any physical activity in life that we may choose.
Without flexibility it would be impossible to freely enjoy such a life because a flexible body can handle just about any demand we can subject it to.
You do yoga every day and over time your body is so flexible you can do anything with it, stand on your head, do cart wheels, play good tennis or other sports, and do pushups with your tongue with your hands tied behind your back if you want.
A flexible body gives us
The secret key to a magical
joyous life of limitless living.
That's what Daily Discipline does for you. It gives you super flexibility powers, and therefore it gives you unlimited or limitless magical choice, and therefore it gives you true power to determine your own destiny.
FLEXIBILITY SAVES KIDS LIVES
Without flexibility kids will always be vulnerable to things like drugs, junk food, suicide and other nasty things that will surely destroy their precious lives.
All the world's problems can be solved if we teach our kids the priceless art of Daily Discipline.
HERE'S THE MAGIC
Teaching Daily Discipline is a very complex task for every parent, teacher, or society. Hell look at the tragic dismal state we have got our world in because we lack the Daily Discipline to really love and cherish each other unconditionally.
And look at the disgraceful level of our kids taking their own lives each day, turning to drugs, and choosing street life.
Seems we're failing our precious kids big time. And sadly we just don't have the Daily Discipline to stop the daily traumatic abuse of our kids and of each other.
It's no longer okay to blame just society for our children's limited bleak future.
It is time we and our kids took their own destinies in our own hands and do the hard yards together to empower, enhance and save their lives.
A priceless symbiotic relationship.
THE WEPI REAL MEAL DEAL
Where we look after them today, and they grow up to become powerful adults who will return the favor by better looking after us when we are decrepit, inflexible, smelly, blubbering, dribbling, painful, unhealthy, frail, old farts.
It's what WEPI calls the Real Meal Deal. We feed their minds today, and tomorrow they feed our frail bodies with love, care, food, gives us support, and sit next to us patiently smiling and listening to our endless, mindless diatribe about nothing.
Similar to the symbiotic relationship that we have with those miraculous mitochondria bacteria in our bodies. We look after them and they transport the food to our cells.
This is what WEPI refers to as Reciprocating Living -
"I scratch your smelly butt
today and you scratch my
un-wiped butt tomorrow"
THE CON JOB ... OOPS WE
Hell, how else are we going to con or trick we adults to slow down and smell the roses and be accountable for our own tomorrows by helping WEPI to empower our precious kids today, instead of hiding behind our tired old excuses like - I'm too busy coz I got bills to pay and kids to feed and so on.
And so the dance of the deluded sugarplum fairy goes on and on and on ... abuse, after abuse, after abuse!
Somebody please stop the music please and let me escape the futile, inhibitive, fatal, circumscribing clasp of this sinister bitter sweet symphony!
"The wise and powerful taste the
lime to later enjoy their time"
-Valerie J. Elly
Giving kids true power and true self-determination through Daily Discipline is a very scary and complex process. But it is the most critical and most profound and most important gift that we as nurturers, parents and guardians of the next precious generation must give to our precious kids today.
Well this wonderful WEPI KOOL TOOL puts it all together in one simple, profound, magical tool to enable we adults to teach kids how to acquire the power of flexibility and limitless living.
In the WEPI founder's profound quote above titled - The Real Deal, there are a few important critical elements that make up the secret recipe to allow us to effortlessly teach kids the priceless art of Daily Discipline -
You Cool Kids,
The Frog's Smelly Butt,
The Prince, and
The Golden Eggs.
WHAT THEY MEAN
You Cool Kids means all the children of the world.
The Frog's Smelly Butt means the yucky tasks like homework, exercise, piano, violin or music lessons, sport or career training, taking the dog for a walk, washing the dishes, brushing teeth, flossing, helping to cook dinner, learning about why they must avoid having high carbohydrate cereals for breakfast and so on. There ain't no more yucky task then to kiss a frog's smelly, shitty, crap covered butt.
The Prince means the career, golden goose that will reward them in the future for their long term efforts, even for the rest of their lives. Cool Careers like starting their own rock band, become a famous chef, become a professional athlete or become a scientist or horticulturist and so on.
The Golden Eggs means the joy and rewards that the child will receive later for their disciplined daily investment of time and energy over a long period of time.
THE MAGIC STRATEGY ...
OR A DOG OF AN IDEA?
All you have to do is repackage or reframe the hard yucky stuff for kids and make it fun and then link the yucky stuff to fun or what gives your kids a lot of pleasure.
Repackaging or reframing is called Paradigm Shifting. Here's a great example of Paradigm Shifting. Place a glass half filled with water in front of your child and ask him or her if they think the glass is half full or half empty?
Please click here to check out WEPI's wonderful Vision Splendid KOOL TOOL now.
Tell them that positive people would describe it as half full. And that is how they should see their daily yucky stuff - not as a traumatic task, but as the key to fun and pleasure, not to mention a wonderful rewarding career or careers later in life.
KIDS MUST BECOME POWERFUL
WEPI ELEPHANT MUNCHERS ...
You must teach and encourage all kids that their dream life awaits them but only if they become a powerful WEPI ELEPHANT MUNCHER ... if they want to achieve and succeed big time in life.
THE GENTLE ART OF
Linking to Fun is called Anchoring.
Just like Pavlov used to do with his dogs. Ring a bell before he fed them dinner, and eventually when the dogs would hear the bell ring, they would salivate like mad in anticipation of a delicious meal.
Instead of the kids seeing doing the hard yucky stuff as a chore or torture or a waste of time, help them to see that the hard yucky stuff as a golden key that will open the golden gate to their pleasure palace.
So instead of demanding that they go for an hours exercise each day, or do their ballet exercises, or tennis training, simply remind them that ...
Tell them ...
"It's time to kiss the frog's
smelly butt, ass or arse"
Or you can say ...
"It's time to taste the lime
so later you can enjoy your time"
Or you can say ...
"It's time to peel the orange
so later you can enjoy the fruit"
Then they can enjoy their pleasure time doing whatever they want or whatever the compelling deal you may strike up with them ... their reward for paying the price.
ARMED AND READY FOR
TOMORROW'S DREAM CAREERS
But the end result is that their real rewards will come later in life when they have the skills for their dream career or they are armed with the Daily Discipline to secure any dream career they may desire at the time.
Because we must all realize that the dream careers of tomorrow do not exist today. They will be created by the technologies and minds of tomorrow.
Armed with this wonderful WEPI KOOL TOOL every child will be ready for any of tomorrow's bold challenges from the even more ruthless world we have entered, and they will be armed and primed ready to take on any new futuristic career.
And that's the reward and challenge for you parents and the WEPI team ... to prepare our wonderful most precious kids for the ruthless, uncertain challenges of tomorrow. The tomorrow that has already arrived today.
A BETTER WAY?
Or you could simply print a copy of this wonderful WEPI KOOL TOOL and give it to them, and ask them to study it and then decide to make a deal with you.
This way they can learn 3 more priceless success habits -
1. Ask bold wise tough questions.
2. How to make hard high value decisions for themselves, and
3. How to negotiate better deals or conditions for themselves.
Which are the 3 most powerful skills they will receive from you, their unconditionally loving parents, by default.
Get the drift?
Or ... Do you understand?
IF WE COULD ONLY?
If we could only teach each child how easy, fun and rewarding it is to kiss the WEPI frog's smelly butt each day, to better evolve, we will go a long way to building a world of super powerful, super stable, super resourceful, super competent, limitless kids who will evolve into more effective adults who can better fend for themselves tomorrow ...
And hopefully these super dudes will better look after us. It's the best pension deal we old farts can secure for ourselves today.
Hell we can't even trust our governments and corporate cowboys to do the right thing by us, so we'd better do the right thing by ourselves and look after our own retirement plans today by empowering our kids today with this wonderful Kiss The Frog's Smelly Butt KOOL TOOL along with WEPI's vast stable of precious KOOL TOOLS.
Now that's a wonderful super secure world worth working together to build, do you agree?
Do make sure you study this wonderful WEPI Tactile Communication KOOL TOOL and make sure that you give your kids tons of this good fluffy stuff each day.
Now click here and give your child the gift of limitless power through WEPI's wonderful Penny Poem KOOL TOOL, so that they can learn that yes they can have anything their heart may desire, as long as they are willing to pay the exact price for those dreams, or put another way, do the hard yards, or ...
Kiss The WEPI Frog's Smelly Butt ...
And watch as our kids soar high above the maddening mediocre crowds below like bold limitless eagles with the greatest visions possible due to the height that their precious minds soar and flourish each day ...
May the WEPIFORCE be with you always!