THE MAD BAD GREGARIOUS SERENGETI DOG

 

 

THE GREGARIOUS SERENGETI WILD DOG

 

Yes I do look mean and bad and mighty unclean, but hey you 2 legged knuckle walkers can learn a great deal from me and my dwindling folk.

 

And you'd better learn quickly because it doesn't look like we're going to be here too much longer ...

 

Looks like you want to pack us off to DoDo Land for a permanent holiday to visit our distant relative, the infamous Tassie Tiger of Australia.

 

And they say it's a dog's world?

 

What a load of bulldust?

 

I'd rather be a civi-pussycat any day - [civilian]. Free food, free medical, free rent, a nice warm spot in front of the fireplace, free trips to the beautician, lots of warm cuddles, and no damn fleas hanging round your smelly unwashed butt to drive you nuts 24/7/365.

 

But seriously ...

 

May be we wild dogs can leave this wonderful yet ruthless world in a far better way then we found it. May be we can teach you humans how to truly love your kids without all your superficial hype, like we love and cherish our pups, and may be you can stop your fighting and hating and killing of each other and just love each other because you all belong to the same Serengeti Pack, just like us.

 

And may be just may be your precious kids may one day grow up in a world where there is no war, and may be they may have a chance to just love each other, instead of squandering their precious lives trying to out do each other. For your kids' sake please click here to see what I mean.

 

LESSON FROM THE BAD DOG

 

Here's a profound lesson on how you dumb human beings can better raise powerful kool kids like us ... and may be lay the foundations to save yourselves before it's too late for you.

 

"The most striking aspect of wild dog society is the amity that exists between members. Even when the whole pack is crowded around a kill there is little overt strife.

 

"...all pack members contribute to feeding and protection of the young...

 

"Once pups accompany the adults on the hunt,... they take almost complete precedence at a kill. Adults may grab a bite at the time the prey has been caught, but as soon as the pups arrive the adults step back and permit them to monopolize the carcass." (Schaller 1972)

 

 

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