WEPI's TAO ENVIRO-KOOL TOOL

Please note that this wonderful WEPI KOOL TOOL was a very tough one to develop because it required the WEPI Team to leave no stone unturned in its quest to find the most powerful platform on which to help the kids of the world to better evolve to be their very best.

And that meant that no institution or paradigm was exempt from the clutches of the truth.

The WEPI Team believes that you are evolved enough to handle the truth as painful as it may be ... and we hope that you allow the WEPI Team to freely express its beliefs in its noble quest to ...

It's goal is not to force you to embrace its wonderful unique, totally awesome, and very exclusive KOOL TOOLs and technologies, nor is its goal to change your way of thinking.

AN INTUITIVE DELUSION ...

WEPINET.COM is something that The WEPI Team intuitively had to build for the kids of the world.

There was no logic or grand revelation, no proverbial burning bush to guide us, but then it's not rocket science to see that the children of the world needed something very special to help them to save and emancipate themselves from we adults' absolute self-destructive stupidity, before it was too late.

In fact if you look at the absolutely daunting task ahead, you would be forgiven for judging the Vision of WEPINET.COM as a deluded act of absolute stupidity. And you would be absolutely correct.

And helping children, it may almost be too late judging by all the absolute turmoil and hatred that engulfs us each day. We call it greed, revenge, justice, or the eradication of terrorism. Whatever it takes to sell it to the masses and appease our soiled deluded conscience.

Tick, tock, tick tock, where are you Dr. Spock, how much more shock?

How many of us squander our evenings planning how we are going to destroy our economic and military rivals and enemies tomorrow?

Shit the WEPI Team is guilty of this silly little dance every night, and we call it our JAM Sessions, to plan our next day's tactical strategies and how we are going to maximize our ROI ... so that we can better help kids!

It's easy to justify anything we want.

FREE AND WORTHLESS

But because WEPINET.COM is free to the kids of the world, avoid assuming that it is therefore worthless. Think of the birds and the bees, the trees, the oceans, the water, the fish, and the air we breathe ... all free and all worthless, do you agree?

This special WEPINET.COM web service is meant to shock you and shake we adults from our drunken deluded stupor, because it is high time we opened our eyes and see what is really happening to our world ... our legacy.

And it is solely up to you to choose whether you embrace and harness the limitless magical powers of WEPINET.COM to more effectively achieve your precious goals and dreams?

But be warned, this most profound magical journey, way or path you have just began, and are about to complete today is the most critical of your life, because at its completion you will acquire the absolute power to achieve anything and everything your heart may desire.

At the end of this most precious path is the key that will unlock all of your limitless innate magical powers to allow you to name and claim your precious goals and dreams, and then live your Dream Life to the absolute MAX for the rest of your most precious life.

"Women of 20 ... STOP being pretty and flirty, get competent, or in 20 years time you'll just be another 40 year old babe who nobody wants"

If you foolishly don't want or are not prepared to believe then please exit this magical WEPI KOOL TOOL now.

Let's press on to discover the true profound meaning and power of effortless, artless farting and discover the true you so that we can emancipate you to enable you to live your precious life to the MAX!

To be able to fart wholeheartedly one needs to first eat wholeheartedly. Only then will you be able to fart without effort.

And a master farter you will become at the end of this wonderful and most profound WEPI KOOL TOOL.

Because you will not be able to stop yourself from becoming your ultimate being ...

Along with the secret element revealed at the end of this very special WEPI KOOL TOOL.

Now the use of the fart analogy is most important, most critical and most profound, because through its humor ... and therefore power [because you will never ever forget its name and wisdom] you will discover your true powers to evolve to be your ultimate very, very best YOU!

1. Firstly, this wonderful WEPI KOOL TOOL is based around the wonderful wisdom of Lao Tzu and his empowering and most priceless TAO Te Ching.

No body knows who Lao Tzu was and how the TAO Te Ching was created, but who gives a shit, we don't know who created the wonders of nature, but we enjoy them every day, don't we?

And the term Lao Tzu is an old Chinese term that means ... Old Sage, Old Teacher, Old Dude, Old Wanker, Old Geezer or the WEPI Team's favorite ... Old Fart ... Get the correlation to the name of this wonderful WEPI KOOL TOOL?

TAO of Farting inspired by the wisest Old Fart there is ... Lao Tzu ... Enjoy!

2. No matter who we may be, or how important we may delude ourselves we are, or how much fame and fortune we may have or have not, we cannot escape the humbling power of farting. We all eat therefore we all must shit and fart. We all give birth to those emancipating little turds* every day. Those of us who believe that we don't fart or it's below us to indulge in such a wonderful emancipating passion, have some serious denial issues to deal with. So get real ...

* A turd means a piece of excrement or a very unpleasant person, either way we humans unceremoniously give birth to both each day. Hey that's life.

3. It will ensure that you will never ever forget this most profound WEPI KOOL TOOL or its profound powers to super effectively give you your precious goals and dreams, and

4. It will allow you to better remember and better find it again on the Net, and hopefully better apply the profound magical powers that this wonderful WEPI KOOL TOOL will give to you today.

5. It will allow you to always believe that your maximum joy in your life is achievable today, INSTANTLY, and not at the end of your journey. Very emancipating for your soul.

6. It will allow you to always empower yourself with the profound wisdom that your yesterdays do not and cannot determine your today and tomorrows, nor should your tomorrows [aspirations and fears] taint your today, as you live in the moment and therefore allow yourself to live each precious moment to the absolute MAX ... crap free.

7. It will allow you to always remember that you are an integral and important part of WEPINET.COM, and that WEPINET.COM is here for you 24/7/365 when you need help or inspiration at any point in your wonderful journey of joy to discover your true self.

8. It is to help you to always remember that every single obstacle in your life, every mountain in your life that appears before you, to deprive you and inhibit you, are a perfect reflection of your mind. Now this is a most profound piece of enlightenment because it will emancipate you instantly if you embrace it. If your mind stops you from achieving your goals and dreams, then simply don't miss or fail to achieve your goals and dreams in your mind ... how cool is that?

9. It is to help you to always remember that today, yes today, is the most profound turning point in your life, because today you are going to secure a belief that will profoundly transform your life and allow you to achieve all of your most precious goals and dreams ...

10. It is to remind you that you will now possess the magical profound powers and the powerful KOOL TOOLs to achieve your dream life, and therefore be able to live your dream life to the absolute MAX.

Because you are going to take total control of your life and destiny today, and you are going to underwrite your own success today by making a pact with yourself that you will do whatever it takes for you succeed.

And you will discover the magic formula to better achieve this enlightening and limitless state.

Because the secret formula to achieve all of your precious goals and dreams will be revealed to you today!

But before we proceed another profound step further, let's check out what the cool dudes at Merriam Webster have to say about the magical powers of the TAO?

THE TAO by Merriam Webster

Merriam Webster HomePage

Main Entry: Tao [enter TAO to listen]
Pronunciation: 'dau, 'tau
Function: noun
Etymology: Chinese (Beijing) dào, literally, way
Date: 1736

1 a : the unconditional and unknowable source and guiding principle of all reality as conceived by Taoists.

1b : the process of nature by which all things change and which is to be followed for a life of harmony.

2 often not capitalized : the path of virtuous conduct as conceived by Confucians.

3 often not capitalized : the art or skill of doing something in harmony with the essential nature of the thing - the Tao of archery, or [WEPI's view - the Tao of Farting?

As you can see the path of the TAO is one that takes massive loads of courage, because it forces you to see things in a way that is untainted, pure, not man-made, crap free so to speak. And not too many of us have this type of courage. Not yet anyway.

And it is WEPI's necessarily bold VISION and MISSION to empower every child in every town in every nation by empowering each with the profound wisdom and power of the TAO - the way of true nature!

And armed with the TAO, each child will be able to more effectively achieve anything and everything no matter what it is, as long as he or she is willing to pay the price to the very last penny. Not a penny more and not a penny less.

Let's discover why we, our parents, our corporate world, our religions and our governments will ultimately destroy ourselves because we refuse to embrace the totally awesome and empowering indestructible might of the TAO ... The Way To Personal Power.

How many religions do you think have the absolute unconditional love, courage and wisdom to allow their dedicated followers to embrace both the TAO and their current religious dogma - a spiritual duopoly so to speak of the followers' souls?

But they will not encourage it because they erroneously fear that the TAO will steal them away, erroneously believing that the TAO is a rival religion or philosophy.

The TAO simply is the most powerful and the most courageous way of interpreting and living life, looking at the natural way things are, without our erroneous inhibiting human filters, mores, traditions, customs, delusions, fears, desires and paradigms.

In fact if the religious leaders actually studied the TAO, they will be surprised to discover that the TAO is actually nature itself, and therefore the TAO is the highest force there is. And they will see exactly how the TAO complements, enhances and strengthens their religion, as opposed to threatening it.

In fact if our religions do not embrace the TAO, they will not survive because they will destroy themselves against the TAO. The Internet will help to speed up this process, because the Internet will educate us and empower us with the wisdom that nature is our true master, not some inhibitive man-made deluded pious religious dogma.

If we keep hating and killing each other no matter what, in the end there it is, there will be no humanity. Please click here to look into WEPI's Magic Crystal Ball before it is too late ...

You should also take this opportunity to click here now and study WEPI's wonderful MAGIC MEME KOOL TOOL for some more enlightenment and power.

Now the TAO is the ultimate force of nature. It is nature. Because nature came from the womb of the TAO, and suckled and matured on the enlightening nourishment from the voluptuous breasts [boobs, hooters, melons and bazookas] of the TAO, and was able to evolve to what it is - magnificent and perfect and indestructible like the TAO itself.

And therefore no matter how we fuck up our precious planet, it will survive us, as indestructible water continues to survive us throughout each new millennium.

Western Christianity's demonizing of the Jewish religion by using false propaganda linking the Jews to the devil laid the foundation for us to persecute them throughout history.

Even Hitler used Christianity's propaganda to win the support of the German people to rally against and demonize the Jews so that they could join forces with him to use the gas chambers to eradicate the Jews.

But when one witnesses the hideous crimes against humanity that the Jews are inflicting on the innocent Palestinians today, one is forced to wonder if the ancient Christians and Hitler did have it right when they aligned the Jews with the devil?

And Christianity's perpetual tolerance around the world over many generations of abuse of our children by its priests is the most disturbing, most hideous act of betrayal and hypocrisy imaginable.

According to historian Dr. Karen Liebreich, states in her book Fallen Order, that secret Vatican documents reveal that sexual abuse of children has been tolerated by the Catholic church for over 360 years, since the 1630's.

And the WEPI Team suggests that this MUST only be the tip of Christianity's child abuse iceberg. The problem must be far deeper, and it must have existed at the very birth of the religious movement.

So we are looking at thousands of years of abuse of our children by the very people we should trust ... those we look to for guidance ... those we are supposed to trust with our deepest secrets ... those we trust with our very lives and our precious destinies.

If an ordinary person is condemned for life for abusing children, then Christianity, the religion, must also suffer the same for its systematic abuse of children. The Church cannot be above the law. Do you agree?

And do you also agree that the priesthood is the ideal hunting ground for abusive individuals who want to prey on defenseless children because we are forced by dogma to trust them with our most vulnerable?

And do you also agree that the priesthood system must be replaced with married priests to discourage the abuse of children? Yes this is no guarantee because moms and dads do abuse kids also. But it is far better for our kids and therefore for our society, do you agree?

To echo the profound disturbing sentiments of Lipa Tepper above, who witnessed his entire town being massacred during the holocaust ...

Will they have the courage to embrace the TAO as the ultimate force of enlightenment ... which is reality or the nature of things and therefore free their precious kids to evolve limitlessly?

Or will they continue to delude themselves into holding onto their erroneous man made dogma, mores and paradigms, and therefore sentence themselves to a lifetime of arrogant and ignorant bliss?

Will they erroneously believe that the TAO is some out dated Chinese fad that has absolutely no relevance for today?

Or will we sleepers wake in time to save ourselves from our delusions of grandeur and invincibility?

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Will they use it or abuse it, and in the end destroy us all by refusing to see the TAO and embracing it in every decision they make about our fragile future, our very existence?

Will they foolishly choose to continue to embrace the local and global trade wars, and ruthlessly continue to compete against each other?

Or will they see the destructive harm in the TAO of war path, and embrace the TAO of peace path?

The WEPI Team while not trying to be pessimistic about humanity, must honestly assess humanity's future from our present and past track record, our today and our past, and then accept the only conclusion that we can ... that humanity will foolishly continue to choose the TAO of war path, and in time we will cease to exist.

We have religion oozing out of every smelly orifice of our bodies, traditional and TV evangelists, and yet we still refuse to see our fatal ways.

The September 11 tragedy highlighted the erroneous fallacies of the main religions when they all came out of the woodwork and used the teachings of their bibles to support further killing, instead of pushing the TAO of peace path.

You see, the TAO is not something we can smell, hear or touch. It is actually nothing. It does not interfere, it just is. That is why we cannot destroy it. Because it just is. And why we can only destroy ourselves against its indestructible primordial power, if we foolishly continue to choose to ignore its every presence in everything that we do in our lives.

You see the TAO does not interfere, it allows us to choose which path we want to take.

The path to abundance, prosperity, unconditional love for each other and our deluded immortality?

We either work very hard to open up our hearts, minds and souls to see the TAO in all its pristine glory, and embrace unconditional love for each other or we don't bother?

The great Stephen Covey calls the TAO of Life - principles as opposed to man-made delusions that most success gurus make a fortune selling us on ...

Here is a great example he uses to teach us about the force of TRUE NORTH, principles, or the TAO (way or path) to personal power. And how we foolishly destroy ourselves against them every day, because they, the laws of TRUE NORTH do not change, we must change if we want to live more effective lives.

And that is all the TAO is, a primordial compass to show each of us how to stop going down our deluded ego centric erroneous superficial path to self-destruction, and to more effectively choose a path that leads us to TRUE NORTH.

That is why Stephen says you have to use principles to take yourself out of what he calls -

Quadrant 2 [building critical daily foundations for success and effectiveness - you control your environment].

And the TAO will do this for you if you embrace it each day for the rest of your life. Because the TAO is the natural incontrovertible way of natural power ... nature ... natural principles that govern life as it should be.

Our fleeting fragile opinion versus the incontrovertible Truth - the TAO?

Here's that profound lesson, and why we, humanity, just don't get it, and our time to get it may well be running out fast!

No we foolish self-centered fools just do not care enough to make a profound difference to each other's lives, and do it just because it is the right thing to do for our children and planet, we just don't give a rat's smelly butt!

THE TAO [WAY] OF BATTLESHIPS

A LIGHT TO BEHOLD

A big US battleship [name of a river] is charging ahead in the blackest of nights, fog rolling by, and its captain spots a dim light ahead in the distance, and quickly radios ahead with his command ...

This is the mighty US navy change your course immediately or we will ram you and destroy you.

The cocky reply came back ... No you change course.

The furious ship's captain yelled back, you change your course now, I represent the mighty US battleship and I command you to move.

And the humble reply came back ...

You change course, I'm just the humble lighthouse keeper ... your move dude!

Please click here to check out WEPI's wonderful Master Mariner KOOL TOOL now to help you to better chart the best possible path to your true destiny.

Stephen Covey also enlightens us in his Seven Habits Of Highly Effective People ... says it is the "clear center from which you can consistently derive a high degree of security, clear guidance, clarity of wisdom and maximizing your power, therefore empowering and enhancing your effectiveness and therefore giving congruency and harmony to every single facet of your precious life.

Please click here now to get Stephen's most precious book now it will profoundly change your precious life forever, but only if you want to super effectively want to achieve your goals and dreams. If not, then move on.

So the TAO is the indestructible foundation on which the lighthouse [principles] sits, and we, our religions, our parents, our teachers, our governments, ourselves, are the ignorant and arrogant battleships all destined for self-destruction, unless we sleepers wake in time to discover the TAO and harness it to save ourselves from ourselves?

And in such profound encounters against the light of the TAO, there can only be one real winner if we choose not to embrace the TAO of peace and unconditional love.

So if we choose not to change, nothing will or can change, and in the end there it will lie, our true destiny - obliterated against the TAO.

Please also click here to discover what WEPI's Magic Meme KOOL TOOL is and how it may be our key to change.

To perform at your ultimate peak you must know how to perform at your ultimate artless level, what WEPI terms your MASTER-ZONE level, because it transcends competence and takes you to a much higher superior level. The artless level that only you can attain. And be warned, your current perceived very best is not this level.

Your true MASTER-ZONE level is a level that is far, far, far higher then what you could have ever imagined. Think of the highest level you can attain, then multiply that by a thousand times and more. That's where you can be, that's were you will be, if you harness the magical powers of the TAO and your WEPINET.

You cannot fart a beautiful highly textured, full bodied technicolored fart unless you pay the full price to take the time and effort to first eat. A fart like everything else in life needs the fuel to recharge and regenerate itself.

So to with the art or arts that you have chosen or will choose to define and immerse your most precious life in.

You cannot perform your art artlessly, with total purity of form, until you have paid the full price to gain the wisdom, power and skills to perform artlessly - effortlessly - without the inhibitive fatal constraints of our silly contaminated conscious thought.

This is the riddle of life that you must solve for yourself today, if you want to clear your life of all your self-imposed obstacles to free yourself so that you can evolve limitlessly to reach your ultimate Zen state of absolute purity and perfection. Like a beautiful ROSE.

Please study WEPI's most wonderful and most magical Penny Poem KOOL TOOL now to better understand why you must place the highest value on your life today, if you want to evolve limitlessly. And you can have it all if you accept the price.

And you will learn that the price may not be as high as you imagine if you know how to bid for that goal or dream.

Do not proceed another step until you have placed the highest possible value on your life today - which is a limitless value. And then commit totally and absolutely today to pay the exact price to achieve that high value.

Your most profound and magical journey to discover your ultimate destiny in life begins at this very point.

And because you have chosen to take this profound bold, courageous journey of self-discovery, your joy also begins today, not at the end of your journey, as most success gurus would have us believe. You can have it all right here right now.

Your INSTANT joy is possible because you now know that you are on the right path where you will be able to evolve to be your ultimate being.

Because you have just begun your ultimate journey to discover your ultimate self, and nothing and no force in the universe is going to stop you from achieving your ultimate self. And that is why you can be entitled to feel joyous and happy no matter what your current status or circumstance may be.

Today your life has taken a most profound and joyous turn. A liberating and emancipating one that will catapult you onto a level of super effectiveness that you never ever taught was possible for you.

Once you totally and absolutely understand this most powerful of forces in the universe, and wisely choose to embrace it in every aspect of your life, only then will you be able to secure its most powerful magic and welcome it into your life.

Because you will not be conned by all the crap and hype that all the success guru's, religious leaders and experts have been feeding us for years. Nor will you be able to sabotage yourself and prevent yourself from achieving your goals and dreams ...

And isn't maximizing the freedom, fun, happiness and joy in our lives the ultimate mission and vision for every one of us!

TAO: A road, a path, the way by which people travel, the way of nature and finally the Way of ultimate reality. Some say that it is the ultimate way of the universe, but the WEPI Team believes that this does not accurately convey the true essence of the TAO.

Because the universe came from the TAO. Therefore the more accurate way of expressing must be the universe is the way of the TAO, since the TAO is the ultimate force and the ultimate source.

The TAO is traditionally pronounced DAO or DOW as in Dowel. But WEPI believes that this is a very negative way of expressing TAO. Besides it sounds sooooooo damn uncool.

WEPI believes that you should say it the modern way, just like it is spelt. Forget the old uncool way of saying it and just say it like it is - TAO or TAY-O just like SAY-O or pass me the Mayo ... TAO! Get the picture?

WHAT IS THE TAO?

Lao Tzu begins the Book of Tao by telling us that the Tao, the absolute, cannot be defined with words.

He says we must look for it. He will repeat this theme throughout.

This looking or seeing is total seeing - looking out at the world of appearance and looking in at its origin in the spacious emptiness at the very center of our being.

This emptiness is truly empty and truly great because it contains all possibility, all potential, and all that appears.

It's the source of all that exists - and aware of itself as such.

What a promise!

He even tells us where to look. Look within for origin. Look without for creation. Look and see both ways simultaneously. Origin and creation are one!

Lao Tzu makes another promise.

This emptiness that is totality is also bliss and wonder.

Bliss is our true identity!

- Jim Clatfelter

Headless Tao -

Tao Te Ching - Rhyme and Reason

Contrary to common belief, the TAO is not a Chinese philosophy or religion [Taoist] or paradigm.

The term TAO originates from China, but the force called TAO does not. Just like the Chinese have a term for river. The term is not the river, it is only a word to help us dumb humans to better communicate the concept of a river ... COMPRENDO?

Just take a moment to think of anything at all, anything, the first thing that enters your mind no matter what it is, and the TAO will predate it.

In fact it predates even the universe itself, because before the universe there was the TAO.

The TAO was used to sculpt the universe, that is why the universe is so pristine and perfect and indestructible and so vast and incomprehensible and perplexing.

That is why if you want to evolve to be your ultimate self, you must build the foundations of the new you on the TAO and with the TAO.

Be warned, only the fools will laugh at the TAO. And we are all fools. Because they will not have the power to see the TAO. Because you cannot see the TAO, nor can you hold, hear or feel the TAO.

If you foolishly think that you can grasp the TAO, it will elude you and make a bigger fool of you. Just as the WEPI Team is now, making a bigger fool of itself, deluded into believing that it has grasped the TAO. When in fact it is the TAO who has the WEPI Team by the nuts [balls, scrotum] ... ouch!

Now we will take a slight detour here and address the issue of peace. Because if we do not solve this peace dilemma then all the enlightenment and growth will be of little value. Click here to peek into your WEPI Magic Crystal Ball to see what we mean. And may be you can click here now to sneak a tiny peek at this most enlightening WEPI Meme KOOL TOOL.

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Only the TAO will bring peace to the world, because the TAO is the art of non-interference.

It will not interfere with humanity. And in the end humanity will destroy itself against the TAO, and peace will reign once again on this earth. And another self-righteous deluded false master will rise from humanity's ashes to dominate and lay the seeds to its own self-destruction. And the perpetual cycle of abuse will roll on.

Ancient China erroneously believed that it had the TAO, so it shut its doors to the rest of the world, and this most wondrous and most advanced empire imploded, and other empires came to rule.

The same happened to every other empire, and it will happen to our current modern empires, because we just don't get it.

In the past we used tyranny to control the masses. Today we use tyrannical mass-media to control the masses. Public relations. And we demonize those who we target, then we go in for the kill with the blessing of the world.

Even our so called major religions give their blessings to pave the way, so that they and we can appease our guilt and shame.

The great Mother Teresa is accused of this tragic double standards, she would tell the masses to do one thing, then have a different and opposite rule for her wealthy friends. Where do you draw the line and play the mighty selector of destinies?

You see we humans are not stupid creatures, we know that if we do not change our ways of hate and greed we are doomed. We know what pain is. We know what loss is.

But our desire for revenge is so profound and so powerful that it will not allow us to choose the path of peace, no matter what the cost to our humanity.

Maybe that is our ultimate inevitable destiny ... self-destruction ... oblivion.

Planet of the Apes ... here we come ... we the brainless knuckle-walkers ... we of the never-never!

Because we will never, never ever learn from our past crimes against each other!

The need, or the existence of a massive global defense industry is a most profound reflection of our humanity's sorry sad state of mind ... fear, greed and scarcity. We do not have love for each other. We do not trust each other

Again those in their ivory towers do not send their priceless children to war, they send other people's worthless children to war.

Because it is in our dharma to be fearful scarcity believers who foolishly choose self-destruction over self-preservation.

If we choose the TAO of PEACE path we will get peace, and if we choose the TAO of WAR path we will continue to have wars.

Please click here to check out WEPI's innovative TAO OF PEACE KOOL TOOL, and see which path you choose today - War? Or Peace?

For example if you want to become successful with something in your life, there is a TAO to succeed fast and one to succeed slow and one that will not allow you to succeed at all.

Well it is a bit, but as you embrace the TAO more and more each day you will develop the skill and power to know which TAO (way or path) to choose for every aspect of your life.

And that's the beauty of the TAO, it allows you to evolve the way that you want to evolve. It does not force you, it allows you to discover your true self when you are ready. If you let it.

Remember that TAO means the natural way to something ... whether fast or slow, or good or bad, right or wrong, weak or strong.

And you understand where the TAO is coming from, you will know the profound answer to this perplexing timeless riddle.